As much as I love holding Eudora, as much as I delight in the new and different infant behavior she displays… there are some things that are just… Ouch. On one hand, this infant behavior is a good thing because it’s baby signing. On the other hand, there’s that “ouch” factor.
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What’s going on?
Well, when Eudora gets hungry, she starts opening her hands and closing them. This is essentially the baby sign for “milk.” I reinforce it by using the sign when I bring her a bottle. That’s not the problem part. That’s actually awesome.
The problem part comes when I’m holding her and feeding her. She continues to make that sign, but she does it by scratching. I keep her nails short, but she’s got nails like mine: it doesn’t matter how short her fingernails are; they are still razor sharp. She’s very nearly drawn blood with me.
Now for me to feed my baby girl, I have to keep a burp cloth between her hand and mine in order to avoid pain. (Granted, she still pukes like no tomorrow, so I have to have a burp cloth, anyway. Even with that, though, she still sometimes manages to get my pants.) She’s actually managed to scratch my hand until I’ve nearly bled. So when I saw this on Facebook, it certainly seemed to strike more than a little bit of a chord within:
It’s true. It doesn’t matter how often I trim her nails or anything else. She’s got nails just like mine: paper thin but can deliver a slice more painful than a paper cut. I almost feel that this particular infant behavior is my karmic justice for all of those times that I’d accidentally sliced Norton or the husband with my own claws. Sure, I felt bad when I drew blood from Norton’s neck with a fingernail. I felt bad when I sliced the husband’s leg with a toe nail. But I feel agony when Eudora scratches me. I strongly suspect that there’s nothing that she can’t cut with those things. She could probably scratch diamonds with those wickedly sharp little nails.
I’m guessing that the only thing that I can do is wait. After all, time heals all wounds, right? Even the ones inflicted by tiny baby claws?